You got the old cell phone blues? That old phone of yours looks like a couple of dogs used it as a play toy? Your carrier is pressuring you to get a new phone because the one you have won't support E911? You're on the old analog network and you have to pay a surcharge to stay there? Your friends take one look at your phone and write you off as someone stuck in the past? Is that what's bugging you, Bunky?
I know why you've still got that thing. It works OK, your contract expired ages ago, and it's just too expensive and too much trouble to go sign up for something else. Those high pressure sales people jump all over you when you go anywhere near the phone display. If you don't watch it, you'll get railroaded into buying the wrong thing and be even worse off.
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